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surprise, surprise... Doctor who angrily confronted David Cameron placed on leave

Treasury plans for Greece to go bust So what has that got to do with us?.... Well one of the measures is the same as that which was a few hours away from happening when Northern Rock went under - namely shutting down the entire monetary system....ATM's, card transactions, DD's and STO's etc...That may well be on the cards again! And given that we are more in debt than any eurozone country, it's quite possible that our loans will stop too...The only reason that we, like America, have been spared so far is that we are too big an economy to fail - if we go under then it will be a truly global collapse, and no-one will be able to stop it! So best to stuff a bit of money under the mattress, and get a stock of food in.... The money won't last long given that hyper-inflation will set in, but a month's worth of food will keep you going while they try and get control. If it takes longer than a month, then we are going straight back to the dark ages! Have a nice day..... :Cool:

Nope, not a misprint... Apparently new census goons have been going around doing a 'survey' of the census response.... Link Which of course means they realise they have spent a fortune on collecting a load of b*llocks! This census census isn't even compulsory, although of course they don't always state that... Census bosses say sorry for "intimidating" letter So, there's another bunch of w*nkers that should be told to simply f*ck off!

That is surreal for the BBC... And with that music I'd call it the Dog's B*llocks!

I never thought you were a conspiracy theorist like me All1 ! ... :Laugh:

No doubt he'll be made redundant, but at least he showed the f*ckers up ! :Thumbs_Up1:

Shouldn't such a request be in the adult forum... :Surprise:

Just been able to access the site for the first time today, after getting timeouts... No problems elsewhere.

Hmmm Maybe it's called a ' tin with cutter'....lol Such as:Link

I thought this one looks better personally.. It kind of reminds me of the revolution in (mainly sci-fi) movie filming in the late '70's - instead of moving the object around the camera, move the camera around the object... Only now, it's available on a budget! Still impressive!

That's an easy trap to fall into All1 They want you to engage in conversation, and simply claiming to have sent it will open yourself up to 'acknowledgement of contract'...that means you have allowed yourself to come under the juristriction of a statute, as opposed to common law (Postie had a bar code reader which tracked the forms to a particular postbox btw, so that will be their first question - where did you post it...), and you are then obliged to do it again under their terms. Better merely to say nothing, and hand them something like: Note that they will NOW have to agree to YOUR contract...(It works on other nosey types too.... :Winky:) Something like this might then do, if they pursue (which they probably won't) :

30th of May is 'Tax freedom Day' That's how long it takes the average person to pay off their year's tax... I say 'average person', because apart from all the usual tax dodgers there are some other exemptions.. Take for example those underpaid catalonians who strutted their stuff at wembley on saturday... Link The poor darlings only picked up £650k each (on average) for winning a trophy that they are already being handsomely paid for to compete in... The average tax take would therefore be approx £303k, and in total be £7.5m Still, I guess those earning more in a month than others get in a lifetime need it more ..... :Furious:

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They're counting on you.. Anyone seen one yet? Apparently the ONS are going to be investigated by the information commisioner for.... You've guessed it - refusing to supply information on how many 'non-compliance officers' there are... :Laugh: Rumours are that there are about 100, and given that there are 3.5 million outstanding forms, I guess the terms of employment won't quite cover the task... Especially when they are reminded that what they are doing is illegal under English common law.... :Winky:

Apparently Imogen is to launch a pop career.. She plans to start by doing giggs in manchester....

Interesting how some papers are now naming him, some still blank out his name... The law is in a right old mess.... :Laugh:

A small start in Brighton...took these today.

Best not to learn about your northern cousins All1... :Winky:

It would seem that the herald is 'currently unavailable'...let's hope it just a bandwidth issue! And I am amazed that no lawyer has exposed the fact that an injunction is not legal under common law... or maybe it's not in their interests to do so... :Winky:

The Twit has hit the fan... A journalist on one of Britain’s most respected newspapers – who also appears on a widely-viewed BBC programme – could face a jail sentence after naming on Twitter a Premier League footballer who had taken out a privacy injunction. Edit: Latest from the supremely stupid court - King Canute has been granted an injunction against the tide...

And after all, if Fred the Shred/Bed couldn't keep it quiet who can? The joke about these 'super injunctions' is that they are often recinded if the information is put into the public domain... Hence why twitter is the current target! Keep it in your pants/keep your knickers on is the only solution.... :Laugh:

Bit of a twat (or is that a twit) if you ask me... He's just digging a bigger hole...! And it's important that this move must be defeated...

Youths defiant at 'Spanish revolution' camp in Madrid I wonder if our 'Youth' will do the same? Sadly I fear not, since they are cowered into submission by financial consequences and brutal policing! I guess that means it's those 'who have nothing to lose' that must make it happen here.... :Winky:

The 'people of Israel' have an ideal that the vested interests that actually rule the country (and beyond) do not... :Winky:

Two states based on pre 1967 borders is as fair as it can get, given the history... Link He said what is right... But Israel thinks differently of course... That bit of truth from David Ben Gurion Menachim Begin Ariel Sharon Moshe Dayan Nice bunch, eh! So it'll either be a phone call to a certain banking 'family', or a mossad unit sent to sort out this 'upstart' president.. :Winky: