I was here once or twice before....honestly, I even joined the EpL fantasy league last year(hint I need a nudge,or link to this years)
Well after 23 years of wedded bliss, my wife and I seperated. And it has taken me 7 months of penny pinching, to be able to secure my own computer. What sucks ids the fact it's wY TOO SMALL FOR MY FAT FINGERS.(see previous few words. I'm way to lazy to go back and retype) Who thought of putting the caps lock by the a. couldn't be arsed to start a web petition against small laptop keyboards!
Ok, now I have no idea why, my font is leaning(1..2..3..4 beers only..honestly) :Furious:
Anyway, a question or 2 for any one that can answer.
New laptop has vista( :thumbsdown: ), some ?'s around downloading live football streams. Should I ask in regular forums, or in PM's if anyone is interested(i don't want to step on any toes, I DO THAT ALL DAY AT WORK,)
a co-worker on here sugested \i throw it out, even gave me a name to pm, but she spelt it wrong. She is blonde after all!
Anyway good night, I will leave you with a joke,non blonde even!
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football with only three defenders.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.