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The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed? An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread... In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Ethel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Ethel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominator!! Now if you knew our Ethel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Ethel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done !? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!! Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey................

HAPPY NEW YEARS !!!

Check out Stanford university. Thanks have quite e few online and free courses.

Has been a good site for a long time. Congrats Jamer. Too many more I say as I raise my glass. It's only 9:45 am here so I am making quite a sacrifice. Maybe I'll make a few.

Got it Thanks

Here is a link to the problem. Only one is actually needed to open this box puzzle thing. This is part of an ongoing game that we have played for a number of years. This box might hold another bottle of 18 yr old Bowmore Islay single malt and I could "share" https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B2SjpZYZSL_1N2tZZ2szOUtIdmc?usp=sharing

I have a matrix that needs solving to open a Christmas present. Does anyone know how or perhaps there is a math teacher in the house or a teacher that knows a math teacher. I have not used that math for forty years and by coincidence I threw that text away only two months ago.

Had a relative use something like that to fit clothes in a suitcase for a holiday. However he did not pack a hoover in his bag so on the trip home he had to buy a new suitcase.

Hi Just saw this.....woke the wife up and she confirmed. I do indeed live in Canada. We're you looking to buy the pink ones to match your luggage??

What about good stuff that looks like crap? I bought this card just outside of the most important pub in my neighborhood from a friend of a friend who was wearing good shoes...except on one foot. That's why he/she was selling the card. Secret service super fast it is so I was told. 16 gig card but since it is a top secret one they put on a phony label of 256mb. Sure am glad I bought this baby but since I don't really need it I'm willing to let it go for the trade. Hope I'm not too late!

Netflix is streaming. First country US but Canada as well and more. Each country has different content. Different wants and costs in each country. DVD rentals??? Rental??? Dark ages are history...we use the torrent-rent-to-own system!

2014 Goodbye. It was a bad year with a lot of hurt. It was a good year with a lot of love. So, what does that make it??? I Guess that it is what you make of it so I try and forget/ignore the bad and let the good flow. 2015 I will concentrate on the good! That is all that I will allow so that is what will be!! Cheers to all, and to all a couple of shots of good tequila followed by 6 or 7 beer. Maybe some pepperoni and a plate of cheese along with a couple of quarts of wine. Then perhaps a few cocktails before heading out to the pub to have a few pints along with a bit of dinner. Don't want to rush things now as it hurts the digestive system. Best to sit back and enjoy a few double Grand Marniers Now, let's do it up right with six or seven hours at the clubs. Must keep with the spirit of the day, however, and not overdue ourselves with drink ....or driving home could get touchy and we wouldn't want to be on the other side of the law! Cheers All Time for a night cap or four and then for a good nights rest. Big day ahead....work starts at 7 am!!!

Good one

Look again at the picture of the camera but only after you have photoshopped it!!!

Check your PM

I will check my computer in the morning. I am 94.328% sure I have got recent one!

Go to YouTube thepanhandler88 channel. There is only three or four uploads . Look at playa del Carmen. Its a five minute slide show.

Proshow producer is great. Toss in the photos choose transition time and photo viewing time. Add enough music for approximate total time and let proshow sync the rest. Choose output format and let it burn. You can do a great looking show with 100 pics in under 10 minutes! I will check and see where a copy is.

how do you tell if a lock is bump proof??

Just trying to pick the lock as part of a game. Sounds easy until you try it. Am wondering if I have not made the key right.

does anyone know how to make a bump key and to use it

Fell off the porch I suspect! Then, in a somewhat pickled state of confusion, gathered up the tins of beer that fell down the stairs ahead of you. And then that extreme effort. Gather your senses now or you'll head the wrong way and end up rolling about in the muddy shores of the koi pond. Once you have attained the peak/knoll/porch sit down and have a beer and quit being such a drama queen!!

Hi ...bitdefender free version is blocking me from jamerspad.com. It claims malaware present and when I say take me there anyway it still refuses. Must be really bad in here. Now that I'm here I wonder what is going to happen??? Will my ears fall off first, or last?? Will I develope a taste for cheap liquor and fast women or maybe I'll luck out and go for really cheap booze and wimmen not so fast that I can't catch'em!!! Either way the site is on the blacklist.

They're red here too.....Boobe is still learning his colours!!