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Use a bit of reverse psychology If the headmaster say's you can not take photos ask is it about "The Childrens Act that makes it illegal to take INDECENT photos of children" If they say YES ask Why are they putting on an INDECENT Nativity play when they say it is not INDECENT ask again why you can not take photos as it's not about the law if they say no again try to make him/her look a bit on the dum side (easy to do on the doo gooders and the like) then after this say I ant having a dum headmaster incharge of my Children's education. Or you can do what I did at my niece's Nativity play I sead I had a Family member bedridden who like to see the play.

This Is my 1001 post again lol. In the past when I get near or over the 1000th post mark something bad happens to the pad and we all have to start over again (touch wood I have not jinxed us this time) And I hope the pad last a long time.

Jamer that is the only ipod i like the spec of and the look of. That is a SD card slot on it ant it a MicroSD wood of bin better.

If Video is not at the top of your list the ZEN MX is a good MP3 player. I have the non MX of this player the "ZEN 32GB" and it's done me good for the past 3 years the newer MX is the same you just need to convert videos 1st.

If you can go as far as £119.99 the is the 32GB ZEN X-Fi Style you can get a 16GB for £89.99 the is a Creative ZEN X-Fi2 8GB 3 inch TouchScreen MP3 and Video Player going for £90 on amazonat the mo but the best MP3 player at the mo is the Zii egg. Creative call it the ZiiO and at the moment it only comes in a 7" tablet later the will be a 10" 5" and the 3" of this and it will have the full android OS on it. http://uk.store.creative.com/products/welcome.aspx?catid=948#subcat949 http://www.amazon.co.uk/Creative-X-Fi2-TouchScreen-Video-Player/dp/B002MZYZJI/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1295347340&sr=1-3

What religion are you going to put in this year I'm going to put "Origin" any one who has seen Stargate SG-1 and the Ori will get the joke.

You All know this will be the last one ever the last census in the U.K I had sone fun doing the last one if they give an example of the answer to a ? I'd put that example as the answer.

no no no your going on about XP compatibility mode in windows 7 Read this about compatibility mode http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windows-vista/using-windows-vista-compatibility-mode/ This is XP mode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNFczLYBtrA The XP mode is a FULL ISO of Windows XP that you install inside windows 7 this will run 95% of apps it's just DX games that will not run on it.

Windows 7 XP MODE look it up all your XP apps will run (Just not the full on 3d Games as it will not use your graphics card that way)

Happy New Year to All pad members.

TF = trials-forum it's all Bike Chat Or TF = uk-tf it's all Game Chat (Team Fortress 1 & 2)

In this day and age you need to pick a game engine 1st to use. when you pick your game engine you then need to get the SDK (system/software development Kit) This software will make the game but not the levels in the game. And the last bit of software you will need is the package editor this will be for making the levels in the game (You can use the SDK to make the editor or you can get a pre-made package editor for the game engine your using) the two game engines I'd look at 1st are Unreal Engine 3 (The Unreal Development Kit (UDK) is the free edition of Unreal Engine 3) This is the biggest game engine out so many game are made from this engine. Valve's Source engine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_%28game_engine%29

Your better off now keeping your cash under the mattres than in a bank and saving more this way than letting the MAN know that you have so he can tax you more. I remember a old post about spending over £2000 in cash on a transaction will be banned by Government. http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/the-death-of-cash-all-over-the-world-governments-are-banning-large-cash-transactions Having the money in the bank makes it easier to seize

What type of paycheck will have to go to the government gross or net remember this is the UK government so you have to ask as they like to tax you 2 times if they can. And when the government see how much setting all this up will costs what will they do to cut the cost a lot have the database in Nigeria and a security check is filling in a questionnaire that is then put away. And when it starts to f**k up you will get all the staff pass the security check so it ant that.

I've had to format the AMD in the past for a mate I can tell you that it will meet all your needs. If you can see any laptop that's got an Intel Atom CPU @ 1.5 GHz or higher in it go for that as that will be better than the AMD mate Atom = best Sempron = good Celeron = Cr*p I've just come across a site that lets you use the home access grant and lets you top up the spec for a small fee (same sempron as the one you seen but for a extra £21.99 you get a ATI Radeon HD 3200 Graphics Chip) http://www.homeaccesscomputers.com/homeaccess/index.php/computers-internet/computer-internet-bundle/toshiba-satellite-pro-l450-free-educational-software.html Or for £46.99 extra you get the ATI Radeon HD 3200 Graphics Chip and 2GB RAM. http://www.homeaccesscomputers.com/homeaccess/index.php/computers-internet/computer-internet-bundle/toshiba-satellite-pro-l450-2gb-free-educational-software.html You all so get 12m Mobile Broadband Internet from 3, with 3GB monthly allowance on the two in this post (I Don't know if the misco one dose this)

:Blush: They stop doing the 12" Laptop I remember looking some time ago for a mate that got a grant and the 12" were the best you got on it. The next best is the AMD on the link mate. http://www.misco.co.uk/content/homeaccess/homeaccesspackages.htm

I remember the govt grant laptops for kids (s**t laptops at 2x the cost) The is a 12" Windows 7 Pro laptop that has a free year of 3G Internet on it that you can get on that grant. Apart from the 12" it is a good spec too. REMEMBER that you will be getting a govt version of Windows 7 that will spy on the kids (This is the dodgiest version of windows I've ever seen) The dodgy versions :Vault: we chat about on here are 100% better than the version you will get on this type of laptop.

The scene is called "Limbo Losers" but as for the song ? (The is a man that has it on tape but he can not find the tape anymore) http://video.barnesandnoble.com/DVD/Cop-Comedy-Collection-4-Film-Favorites/e/883929083459

You can get better for that much mate. The Intel Celeron 900 and the Graphics Media Accelerator 4500M are the big lot down on this. You can get a Centrino and low-mid nvidia-ATI Graphics for the £300 mark now. have a look at some of DELL's laptops

This Is what you need to look for now mate http://www.lampspecs.co.uk/Light-Bulbs-Tubes/Halogen-Light-Bulbs Just remember that 40-45w will = 60w and 70-80w = 100w (Halogen to incandescent)

Also dont forget that duty on fuel, alcohol, and cigarettes was increased to take into account the VAT reduction of 2.5%, what is the betting that these are NOT decreased now that VAT is back at 17.5%

The is a 2nd gen one coming soon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TAcc6C6Njw&feature=related If you have a ipod - laptop you need to see this 1st http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwUcgBCsOnI&feature=related

Ant Fuel Duty and V.A.T. The same thing "TAX" so it's 69% Tax and 31% Profit "minus cost of getting it to the pumps" and when the cost of Fuel go's up so too does all items.

I Remember Hoss and you cyrus troy on the old CDRom forum I was on the CDRom forum for about a year or two (under Cobra) Than one day on the CDRom forum the was a post and link to the pad I think It was cyrus troy or Hoss who posted it. That is how I become a pad member and over time the old CDRom forum got CRA*** and the pad got better and at some time about 3-4 years ago I stop my membership for the CDRom forum. Now the CDRom is full of W*****S and the mods don't get me started on them. I've heared It's so bad now that the Admin of the CDRom Guide has not posted in the forum for years. Me and Hoss did not all ways see eye to eye on some post's but R.I.P Hoss and my condolences to his family.