cside17 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I was here once or twice before....honestly, I even joined the EpL fantasy league last year(hint I need a nudge,or link to this years) Well after 23 years of wedded bliss, my wife and I seperated. And it has taken me 7 months of penny pinching, to be able to secure my own computer. What sucks ids the fact it's wY TOO SMALL FOR MY FAT FINGERS.(see previous few words. I'm way to lazy to go back and retype) Who thought of putting the caps lock by the a. couldn't be arsed to start a web petition against small laptop keyboards! Ok, now I have no idea why, my font is leaning(1..2..3..4 beers only..honestly) :Furious: Anyway, a question or 2 for any one that can answer. New laptop has vista( :thumbsdown: ), some ?'s around downloading live football streams. Should I ask in regular forums, or in PM's if anyone is interested(i don't want to step on any toes, I DO THAT ALL DAY AT WORK,) a co-worker on here sugested \i throw it out, even gave me a name to pm, but she spelt it wrong. She is blonde after all! Anyway good night, I will leave you with a joke,non blonde even! Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football with only three defenders. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cside17 Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 I was here once or twice before....honestly, I even joined the EpL fantasy league last year(hint I need a nudge,or link to this years) Well after 23 years of wedded bliss, my wife and I seperated. And it has taken me 7 months of penny pinching, to be able to secure my own computer. What sucks ids the fact it's wY TOO SMALL FOR MY FAT FINGERS.(see previous few words. I'm way to lazy to go back and retype) Who thought of putting the caps lock by the a. couldn't be arsed to start a web petition against small laptop keyboards! Ok, now I have no idea why, my font is leaning(1..2..3..4 beers only..honestly) :Furious: Anyway, a question or 2 for any one that can answer. New laptop has vista( :thumbsdown: ), some ?'s around downloading live football streams. Should I ask in regular forums, or in PM's if anyone is interested(i don't want to step on any toes, I DO THAT ALL DAY AT WORK,) a co-worker on here sugested \i throw it out, even gave me a name to pm, but she spelt it wrong. She is blonde after all! Anyway good night, I will leave you with a joke,non blonde even! Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football with only three defenders. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beebo Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Hi again, Bud. You've come to the right place with your problems, but most of the experts here are either sleeping or delivering milk about now. There are one or two in our time zone.... Sorry to hear about your marriage, Cside :thumbsdown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cside17 Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 Whoops, sorry about that, don't no why 2nd post happened. I blame it on either vista,small keyboards, or the 7..8..9..th beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cside17 Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 Hi again, Bud. You've come to the right place with your problems, but most of the experts here are either sleeping or delivering milk about now. There are one or two in our time zone.... Sorry to hear about your marriage, Cside :thumbsdown: Thanks, no worries, it has been eroding away for a few years. Tried to keep it together for the kids....but there comes a point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottes Web Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 a co-worker on here sugested \i throw it out, even gave me a name to pm, but she spelt it wrong. She is blonde after all! Anyway good night, I will leave you with a joke,non blonde even! I did not spell the name wrong...you just can't read tonite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beebo Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 You have a PM, Cside :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laughing Booda Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 ask away im sure there are many to help you out on this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibberish Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I know you are using a laptop for its convenience etc but why not invest in a full size keyboard for use at those times when the keyboard on your laptop won't stay still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dead Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Don't suppose for one min your up yet LOL Welcome bak good to see old members returning But try the entertainment forum here m8 as you may find a few threads to what your looking for mainly by me :Laugh: BTW who did Charlottes Web actually tell you to contact ?? Mr D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beebo Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 those times when the keyboard on your laptop won't stay still. PMSL. Been there, done that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djweeble Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 PMSL. Been there, done that! Stop watching those dodgy movies then :Laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cside17 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Stop watching those dodgy movies then :Laugh: Yeah Bebo, someone told me they can make the keyboard sticky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beebo Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Stop watching those dodgy movies then Laugh.png Yeah Bebo, someone told me they can make the keyboard sticky! Don't like you, Don't like you. :Cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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