djweeble Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 NEWSFLASH ! News just in from the MOD. Call me Dave has just announced that due to recent defence cuts, the Imperial War Museum has opened its store rooms to equip this new Libyan Expeditionary Force. Pith helmets, puttees and sharp pointy sticks are now being handed out to members of Dads Army who will lead this new taskforce to defeat Gaddafi and assist Al Qaeda, sorry the rebels. The RAF reserve force of spitfires and Sopwith Camels, are now winging forth to defend the oil wells of Libya. Biggles has been called out of retirement and will be leading a new desert wing of Spitfires over Libya. Tally ho chaps ! When asked by our reporting team, Private Pike replied to the question 'Are you happy to die for oil?' he replied " Well me mum wont like it, but Captain Mainwaring says I will be alright. Corporal Jones has his sharp pointy spear and he says the Libyans don't like it up 'em, so I reckon we will be alright. We have been given the latest MOD body armour of old telephone books wrapped with sellotape to protect us and our super advanced camels will allow us to travel the desert with ease ". Outside the War Museum members of the public are assisting in refitting the Spitfires with spare parts from old Minis and Morris Minors. Its a glorious day for the New Empire of the New World Order. Öl über alles ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi.Warrior Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Were all doooomed, Doomed!!!! :Struggle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Ridiculous, isn't it ? Remember how the US had the urine extracted from them for going into Vietnam to save the Vietnamese from the Vietnamese invasion of Vietnam ? This is the same. Helping Libyans by attacking Libyans. Oh me sodding head. Wonder if theres any oil in Libya by any chance ? :Tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi.Warrior Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Loads of the black sticky goo, precious oil!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonfly Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Has Libya got some kind of hold over the UK? Its gotta be the oil!! I mean you got the Lockerbie bombing.. WPC Yvonne Fletcher gets shot...Perpertrator walks free.. Bombing of Libya.. Is it me or am I missing something here. We should either Feck up Gadaffi & his motley crew OR STAY the hell away from them!!! :Furious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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